The SSFL Podcast

Noticably Distressed

Wed, 01 Jan 2025 20:08:00 GMT

Another season is in the books! The boys get together to reflect on the past season and give out some awards in the annual SSFLies 2024 edition.

Fangiolytics

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 20:08:00 GMT

The boys are back with your semifinal selections. Kevin’s in a real dark place, Tony’s a Sleeper-era truther, and Erik’s along for the ride. They recap last week and make their predictions for the semifinal matchups.

Not Smart and/or Cowardly Enough

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 20:08:00 GMT

Is this thing still on? After a long hiatus, the boys are back to bring you your 2024 SSFL Playoff and Pronley brackets. Kevin’s got some beef with Mike, Tony just wants people to trade ‘for the good of the league’, and Brendan’s shopping for chairs.

Not a Young Man's Chocolate Bar

Sat, 05 Oct 2024 01:08:00 GMT

Brendan’s back with a horror story from the high seas of Greece. Erik’s not concerned with how his chocolate bar choice is affecting his image, and Tony thinks his offer was just a little better than the other guy’s.

What Jam Are You Using? Orange? Bad Choice!

Sat, 28 Sep 2024 01:08:00 GMT

Is trading getting harder? Is Tony in love with someone else’s team? Is the Pronley just too scary? Find out the answers to these and many more important questions on this weeks edition of the SSFL Podcast

I'm not buyin it!

Sun, 22 Sep 2024 04:45:00 GMT

Two weeks are in the books and the boys, sans Brendan, are bringing out a special guest to tell you what they’re not buying at this point in the season. We also get a frightening first hand look into who’s been paying attention and we’ll tell you why we play this stupid game.

Lots of People Have Holes at Tight End

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 08:11:00 GMT

With just days left before the start of the regular season, the boys sit down to go arooooooound the SSFL and take a quick look at each team - who are Pronley favourites? Who are destined for greatness? Why can Brendan not tell the Chargers and Rams apart? Stick around to find out.

La liga de fútbol de fantasía de Seaquam Seahawks

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 08:11:00 GMT

The boys are back for another season. We take a quick look back at some Sleeper era win statistics. Tony’s playing fantasy news chicken, Kevin’s ready to be hurt by the Bears again (this year will be different, I swear!). Brendan’s big into tight ends, and Erik’s viaggiando per la campagna italiana alla ricerca di un modo per migliorare il suo orribile tasso di vittorie, ma e il calcio sbagliato.

Everyone Was Mean to Me in a Fun Way

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 08:11:00 GMT

As is tradition, the boys sit down for one last episode to recap the 2023 season, and hand out some awards.

Your 2023 SSFLies Awards Recipients, brought to you by Twisted Tea

Best Drafted Team - Kyle
Worst Drafted Team - Mike
Comeback Manager of the Year - Erik
Manager of the Year - Shar
Waiver Wire Hawk Award - James
Best/Most Entertaining Rivalry - Kurt and Teano
Unluckiest Manager - Kevin
The Hitch Marrington SSFL Man of the Year Award for Outstanding Fantasy Play and Banter - Brendan

Your all name team - The Monday Night Cuck Sweats
QB: Lil Wevis - Will Levis
RB: Jerick Searle - Jerick McKinnon
RB: Najees In Paris (Banned for Bad Words) - Najee Harris
WR: 2 Foot Jumpstop - Adam Theilen
WR: When the fk did we get ice cream - Josh Downs
Flex: Bee in your Charbonnet - Zach Charbonnet
TE: Don’t Forget to Close LaPorta - Sam Laporta
K: Sounds like a hockey player - Lucas Havrisik
D: #abolishdefenses

No Fishing Trip Can Redeem This

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 08:11:00 GMT

We’ve got your semifinal playoff and Pronley matchups, along with a little bit of a throwback pod. Erik’s cooking up his next podcast, on his current podcast. Brendan’s already thinking about next season, and Tony’s spreading the good word of Pachos and 2-for-1 appies after 9pm.

Smokin on that Pony Pack

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 08:11:00 GMT

It’s decision night, as the boys bring you all the selections for the first week of this year’s playoff and Pronley brackets. Tony’s starting a Jakobi Meyers couple’s therapy session, Erik will never watch Dragon’s Den again, and Brendan’s got a thing for bowls.

Weird Chaos Lords

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 08:11:00 GMT

Tony’s all bunged up, Erik’s got some champagne tiebreaker problems. Kevin’s so checked out he’s not in the country and Brendan’s just not trying to put that energy out there. The boys go over the standings before the final week of the regular season, including a look into a big fight for the Cuck Seed. They take a quick look into playoffs, and make a couple special little boy takes. #freebigdom.

The Cuck Seed

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 08:11:00 GMT

The boys make a valuable waiver wire pickup to fill in for some bye weeks and welcome back Brandon Murray for some more playoff talk, plus a look back at our post-draft episode to celebrate all the times we were right and totally ignore any time we were wrong (there weren’t any anyways).

The toothpicking will continue until morale improves

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 08:11:00 GMT

Playoffs are coming, and the boys are back to break down how playoffs will work, who will make it, and who’s just waiting for a Pronley. Anthony’s still mad at Mike, Brendan’s struggling with the difference between intra and inter. Kevin doesn’t even feel anything anymore and Erik’s got gone down the rabbithole on tiebreakers.

No Egg, Double Cheese

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 08:11:00 GMT

As the trade deadline approaches, the boys are able to bring you a look inside the mind, and conversations, of various teams around the league. Tony’s got boots on the ground, Kevin doesn’t recommend eating muffin wrappers. Erik’s regretting not fleecing Tyler for more and Brendan’s gunning for some toothpick-shaped revenge.

Aggressively Medium

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 08:05:00 GMT

The boys are back after a short hiatus. Brendan’s stumbling through the multiverse, and taking a look back at what teams are over, and under, performing. Erik’s still upset about Sleeper projections and wonky Lord of the Rings timelines. Tony’s changing the definition of fantasy football to fit whatever suits him best and bullying Shar any chance he gets.

A Physical Yessy

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 08:05:00 GMT

On a special Dateline edition of the SSFL Podcast, Brandon joins the usual suspects to discuss some week 6 controversy plus a torrent of trades. Brendan’s on trial for softest in the SSFL and away supporting his local sports team (go Rockets). Erik’s in his Cronkite era, Kevin’s making mental oopsies and Tony’s just asking the question.

The Oven Light Is On

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 08:05:00 GMT

It’s week five and the weather has started to get cold. Erik, Tony, and Kevin are in the kitchen whipping up some tasty seasonal treats. You know what that means, it’s time to fish out those tooth picks, and maybe do a little finger touching too.

Noone Wants to Be The Hank Baskett

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 20:00:00 GMT

Tony and Brendan are joined by a very special guest to talk October air, tush pushes, and bust some myths. Kevin’s not even here and firing shots, Tony’s terrorizing High School football coaches, and Brendan’s fishing for some locker room advice to turn his 1-3 team around.

The Towel Is Not Helping

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 20:00:00 GMT

Erik steps in as interim co-host to fill in some important SSFL lore from the Vegas trip, along with a special guest. There’s no talk of football, fantasy or real. Names have been redacted to protect the (definitely not) innocent.

No Escape on Sundays

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 20:00:00 GMT

Tony’s coming in hot with the return of the original SSFL pod segment, Kevin’s put all his emotional eggs in one basket, and Erik’s got receipts all the way back to 2014 and a little bit of vindication for Shar. The boys break down which 0-2 teams are in a panic and which are on a picnic and which of the 2-0 teams are the Bellagio and which are the Rio.

Stinky or Fresh

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 20:00:00 GMT

The boys are back from Vegas and there’s lots to talk about, including which teams are stinky and which teams are fresh. Tony’s gassing up his guys, and Kevin’s got some questions about Breece Hall. Erik’s got a food analogy for everyone, and Brendan’s trying to be a special little boy.

If you ain't last, you're first

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 20:00:00 GMT

With just a few days before the draft, we’re sneaking in a pre-Vegas pod. Tony’s running some psy ops, Kevin’s cyberbullying. Erik’s made a scale model of the suite and Brendan’s caressing the over. We’ve been in contact with each team’s marketing department trying to drum up some preseason hype, and cover some draft props and hypotheticals.

Ready to be hurt again

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 20:00:00 GMT

We’re back for another season of tomfoolery. We’ve got a special caller on the line as the boys talk preseason football, the upcoming draft in Vegas and some rules changes for the season.

#prayersforkenny

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 20:00:00 GMT

The boys wrap up the 2022 season, take a quick look at the NFL playoffs and reveal the results of the 2nd annual Hitch Marrington awards. Brendan’s got his tuxedo freshly pressed and is ready to give out some Hitchies, Kevin’s stuck in Schrödinger’s draft. Erik’s just really concerned for Kenny, who definitely won, and Tony’s set on turning over a new leaf.

The Rehearsal: SSFL Edition

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 20:00:00 GMT

This one’s a little different. Members from around the league call in to try and sort out what happens with all 3 championship games in an unprecedented situation.

The Stay in Your Layne Rule

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Erik’s preparing for #islandbowl2022: To the Mat on the Mallahat, Brendan and Tony are preparing for a throwdown for the ‘ship and Kevin’s on vacation. The boys cover some league shenanigans, 2023 fantasy football New Year’s Resolutions and much more. Tony’s cooked up a little special suprise for an intro as well to send us off of 2022.

The Doodle Bowl

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 20:00:00 GMT

It’s semi-finals week in the ‘ol SSFL and, once again, the guest callers are stealing the show as they reveal the semi-final matchups. Brendan’s off having a rootin’ tootin’ time in Mexico, Kevin’s taking up some cooking classes in his free time, Tony has zero pee pee in his pants, Erik is still strangely annoyed at Doug Pederson, and James could have been NFL MVP in 1938. It’s fun for the whole family.

I'd start a jiant dildo

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Tony’s firing mind bullets left and right, Kevin’s a mix of chaos and emotion. Brendan’s herding cats and Erik’s drafting players by nickname. The boys, along with a plethora of guest callers, reveal the first round playoff and Pronley brackets and create an all-nickname lineup. Let’s ride.

It's Not A Win, But It's Not A Loss

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Tony’s breaking down ivory towers he built himself, Erik’s already setting out the chips for #IslandBowl2022. Brendan’s convinced himself he’s playing with house money and Kevin’s spending his wealth of FAAB on star RBs like Mike Boone. The boys go through the situation going into Tiebreaker week, and draft some Pronley favourites.

The Tight End Premium

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Erik’s in the basement, Kevin’s got a new daddy and Tony’s exposing the curse of the Broncos. The boys take a quick look at the playoff situation with one week to go until Tiebreaker Week, and in classic SSFL fashion overreact to some early season trades and draft picks. Sorry Harsh.

Crossing the River Styx

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Erik takes over as host and Brandon joins the pod once again to discuss playoff scenarios, FAAB and elaborate Greek metaphors.

I'm Making Hot Chocolate Because I'm Annoyed

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Brendan got trap gamed, Kevin’s taken up voodoo, Anthony’s annoying, and Erik’s annoyed. The boys break down some playoff scenarios, check in on the bakery and go over some of the playoff rule changes put in place at the start of the year.

Fork Seppuku

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 20:00:00 GMT

The boys are looking ahead to playoffs and fork some 5-4 teams… or is it toothpick? They’re still workshopping the name. Tony’s ‘putting an absolute beatdown on Kyle’s bullshit team’ and we’ve got the receipts. Erik’s airing some NFL grievances, and Jay was going to call in but left his phone on a train somewhere.

the enemy speaks kindly and holds a knife

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 20:00:00 GMT

The boys discuss trades around the SSFL and NFL after a historic trade deadline. We promise we don’t rip on Harsh too much for somehow managing to trade CMC into Zeke. Now that Tony isn’t the one getting lucky, he’s all complaints. Erik’s having a great life, fantasy football? Never heard of it, why do you ask???

I'm Coming in Dark

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Brandon makes a guest appearance to talk Colts, trade rumors, a moratorium on bad Twitter memes, and the current state of fantasy. Tony’s coming in real dark, Erik’s breecing through ACLs, and Kevin’s back to defending Aaron Roger’s honor. Justin’s on DND.

The One Where Kyle Almost Wins a 'Ship

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 20:00:00 GMT

“Tony’s doing his best Riddler impression, Brendan’s stressing Wednesday injury reports and Kevin’s still catching strays from Tony, even if he’s never won a ‘ship. Erik joins from the depths of despair to give some perspective.

There Are No Bailey Zappe Props

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Kevin’s calling in all his shotgun related debts, Tony still can’t believe Kyle’s 4-1. Brendan’s got some beef with Shar, and Erik’s mourning the loss of his Jays on a desert island. The boys go over some more prop bets, and celebrate their imaginary win last week.

mmyea

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 20:00:00 GMT

The boys are joined by the commisioner himself - Mr. Justin Murray - to talk Eagles, rules changes and big green zucchini.

A Triple Bukkake

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Brendan’s a Kevin Truther, Kevin’s found a way to shoehorn gambling into this too, Erik’s just a voice of the people, and Tony is the way he is. Erik’s back with some updated, completely unbiased, power rankings.

The Cornered Animal Match

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Brendan’s coming in hot, Kevin’s beating the Murrays like a drum. Erik’s a cornered animal and Tony’s got a soundboard. The boys go over some spicy week 3 matchups, including not one, but two, 0-2 vs 0-2 matchups.

With Tongue

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Tony’s operating on a different level of smugness, Erik’s got heart eyes for Carson Wentz. Brendan’s riding high on a monster week from Patrick Ice and the Chiefs and Kevin’s still Russ’ biggest fan. Broncos country, lets ride.

A Top 11 (45) Running Back

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Kevin’s back and ready to explain his draft, and some quick maths, to us. Tony’s all worked up about drafting by committee and Erik’s managing not one, but two teams this year.

Four Clowns and Harsh

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 20:00:00 GMT

The boys are back for season 2 just in time for a little pre-draft podcast. Tony’s got all sorts of prop bets, Erik’s using his Twitter clout to pencil in some preseason rankings. Brendan’s hung up on Chubb, and Kevin is taking drive-bys at the best team in the SSFL history.

And The Award Goes To....

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 20:00:00 GMT

The 2021 SSFL award nominees are in, and the Academy has voted. Erik recaps what it probably the most exciting Pronley in SSFL history, and takes a look forward at the 2022 draft. Oh, and I guess something good happened for Tony or something.

It's the Final Countdown

Sat, 01 Jan 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Kevin’s starting a war on Christmas, Tony thinks he’s the Aaron Rodgers of the SSFL, but actually vaccinated. Erik’s sweating a Pronley.

The Best Team and Person in SSFL History

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 20:00:00 GMT

‘I’m the best human being in SSFL history to not make playoffs’ - Kenny Welsh, probably

SSFL: Into the Multiverse

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 20:00:00 GMT

The gang’s all here to break down the first round of the playoffs. Erik’s got receipts. Erik goes above and beyond and delves into what could have been. Erik carries the pod, mostly. The boys discuss Kenny’s hubris and eventual downfall.

High Content Equity

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 20:00:00 GMT

For the first time this season, the boys get a very special guest caller, here to check receipts. Erik breaks down everyone’s playoff (and Pronley) prospects. Tony’s praying for Kyle to start a QB, and Brendan’s playing rock, paper, scissors or something.

Because Kenny Asked For It

Sun, 05 Dec 2021 20:00:00 GMT

Erik and Brendan pick up the slack for a very hungover Kevin and absentee Tony. They go over some playoff prospects and the matches for this week. Also shotgun bets, lots of shotgun bets.

Overall Dickery

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 20:00:00 GMT

Kevin just can’t let go of Russ, Erik’s got some more spicy ideas to change up the league. Brendan and Tony break down their big pre-deadline trades and the boys start to dive into who’s got a hope for playoffs and who will be duking it out for the Pronley.

The Full Prescott

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 20:00:00 GMT

Erik’s got a hot take on offensive penalties, Tony is in mourning, but it’s totally fine and not at all indicative of things to come. Brendan doesn’t know how to pick running backs, and Kevin’s got no Love for it.

The NFL is the best reality TV

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 20:00:00 GMT

Erik cracks the Chief’s offence, Tony continues his reign as league heel, and Kevin’s obsession with Russ continues. Brendan hosts a little bad QB draft for week 9 and everyone discusses all the drama happening in the NFL and inside the SSFL.

Four Muscular Men

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 20:00:00 GMT

Erik and Tony has some scary stories to tell in the dark. Kevin’s back at it with another shotgun bet, and Brendan takes a look at the best (and worst) franchsises in the SSFL.

Defence Wins Championships

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 20:00:00 GMT

Kevin gets a little worked up about Shar’s team, Brendan and Tony talk rookie QBs, and we take a deep dive into the matchups for week 7.

The One True Herbert

Sun, 17 Oct 2021 20:00:00 GMT

Tony mentions he’s 5-0 and currently blasting Erik at least once, Kevin’s just asking the question and Justin makes a special appearance to talk about feelings. The boys mourn the loss of the Sundowner.

Remember to Close the Gates

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 20:00:00 GMT

Brendan and Erik take a little trip down Memory Lane. Kevin doubles down on emotional daggers, and Tony hardly even mentions he’s 5-0.

Cordarrelle Patterson Support Group

Thu, 07 Oct 2021 20:00:00 GMT

Erik, Kevin and Tony join Brendan for a special after dark edition of the SSFL podcast. Kevin’s in a dark place, Brendan makes the case for QBs and Erik and Tony discuss which number in the slimmest.

Matt Ryan ist wunderbar

Sun, 03 Oct 2021 20:00:00 GMT

Tony joins Brendan, Erik, and Kevin for a recap of week 3, the introduction of a new weekly segment and the return of a classic.

Welcome Back

Sun, 26 Sep 2021 20:00:00 GMT

The boys are back. Kevin, Erik, Justin and Brendan recap the 2021 draft and first couple weeks of the season, then look forward to week 3.